A Dork with a spork

So if anyone spots a dude walking around town with a spork call the police right away.

So according to the press police are investing an armed robbery were the robber held up a man a "Spork Point". Only in Alaska.

The police department has arrested a suspect, but they have not decide if he used the spork during the robbery. Police says that Colonel Sanders is cooperating with them. The victim said that Colonel Sanders pulled out a knife and slashed him while trying to take his watch. But the police say the the marks aren't that of a knife, but look more like that of a spork.

Colonel Sanders was fond several blocks away from the crime scene drunk and carrying several sporks, a FBI T-shirt (Female Body Inspector), and holding a burrito like a cigarette.

So Next time you see a guy with a spork keep some distance.

And on this day in history......

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March 4 1861: Abraham Lincoln was inaugurated as president

March 4 1789: The constitution of the United States went into affect