Three Blonds and The meaning of Easter

Three blondes died in a car crash trying to jump the Grand Canyon and are at the pearly gates of Heaven. St Peter tells them that they can enter the gates only if they can answer one simple religious question. The question posed by St. Peter is "What is Easter"?
The first blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy! It's the holiday in November when everyone gets together, eats turkey and are thankful..."
"Wrong!, you are not welcome here, I'm afraid. You must go to the other place!" replies St. Peter.
He turns to the second blonde, and asks her the same question: "What is Easter?"
The second blonde replies, "Easter is the holiday in December when we put up a nice tree, exchange presents, and celebrate the birth of Jesus."
St. Peter looks at the second blonde, bangs his head on the pearly gates in disgust and tells her she's wrong and will have to join her friend in the other place. She is not welcome in Heaven.
He then peers over his glasses at the third blonde and asks, "Do YOU know what Easter is"?
The third blonde smiles confidently and looks St. Peter in the eyes, "I know what Easter is."
"Oh?" says St Peter, incredulously.
"Easter is the Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish celebration of Passover. Jesus and his disciples were eating at the last supper and Jesus was later deceived and turned over to the Romans by one of his disciples. The Romans took him to be crucified and he was stabbed in the side, made to wear a crown of thorns, and was hung on a cross with nails through his hands and feet. He was buried in a nearby cave which was sealed off by a large boulder."
St. Peter smiled broadly with delight.
The third blonde continued. "Every year the boulder is moved aside so that Jesus can come out and, if he sees his shadow, there will be six more weeks of winter."

I have Changed

Ok now...For all of you people out there that were complaining about my title it has been offically changed...and if you haven't noticed so has the back ground...I like this background a lot better...hope all out there have a good night...

Great Advertising

All you can eat motorway rest stop at the entrance in a tunnel

Axe was always good with advertising… this one is placed next to an exit sign

Yoga center ad on a straw

Superman returns ad

“Use only what you need” from Denver Water

DHL: If it is where it belongs, it was probably delivered by DHL (click for larger view)

Heineken ad with the figure of a hand reaching out to the bottle. Beats the regular printed posters.

Holidays: Everyone is going on a Virgin Holiday. Suitcases placed in the hands of statues

Jeep: The 4 door Wrangler is coming. Handle added to a regular Jeep.

Jeep Parking: Painted parking spaces to advertise Jeep’s ability to be driven on rough terrain.

Mini: showing the maneuverability and driving fun

Crashed car placed in a parking lot to announce a Monster Trucks show

Volkswagen Polo guerilla campaign: small, but tough.

Have fun: Sex shop advertising on the streets of a city

Slim: same idea, 3 different products: Slim Fast

Pepsi Light

Ulta slim Sony Cyber-shot T1

Quit smoking sticker for cars:

Beer guerrilla in a bus:

Inventive mobile carrier ad:

McDonalds Panel:

Mini - Test your handling skills:

And in the same place (bathroom), a mini-football game:

Mr. Clean - Brilliant ad:

Casino ad in the airport:

Seafood restaurant guerrilla on the beach:

SuperGlue showing how powerful it is:

Watch brand ad in the bus (Try it here):

Durex with ribs:

And a after all of these pictures, If you were brave enough to look threw them all, it is time for...

ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY

MARCH 16

• 1995 NASA Astronaut Norman Thagard became the first American to visit the Russian Space Station Mir
• 1993 In France, Ostrich meat was considered fit for human consumption
• 1964 U.S President Lyndon B. Johnson submitted a $1 billion dollar war on poverty progam to congress
  

• 1935 Adolf Hitler ordered a German rearmament and violated the Versailles Treaty

• 1928 - The U.S planned to send 1,000 more Marines to Nicaragua.

• 1913 - The 15,000-ton battleship Pennsylvania was launched at Newport News, VA

And thats all Folks have a nice night or morning or evening depending when you are reading this.

Happy Johnny Appleseed Day

Did you know that you are not allowed to view a moose from an airplane. Or while shooting bears is legal, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking it's picture is not legal. And it is considered an offense to throw a moose out of an airplane. Who would of thought?

Anchorage Laws:

*No one may tie their pet dog to the roof a car.
*It is illegal to string a wire across any road.
*A person may not live in a trailer while it is being hauled around the city.


Fairbanks Laws:

*It is illegal to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.

Haines Laws

*A person may only carry a concealed slingshot if that person has received the appropriate license.
*It is against the law to attempt to break any law in title 9 of the code (public peace, morals, and welfare).
*Employers of bars may not let their bartenders serve while they are drunk themselves.

Juneau Laws

*Owners of flamingos may not let their pet into barber shops.
*Buildings that preserve scenic vistas are awarded �bonus points� by the government

Nome Laws

*One may not roam the city with a bow and arrows.

Soldotna Laws

*Persons may not allow “attractive nuisances” to exist.

Now all of you have been warned, so I better not be seeing any of you throwing moose out of an airplane.

And now for what you all have been waiting for.......

ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY
March 11

*2004 In Madrid, Spain, several coordinated bombing attacks on commuter trains killed at least 190 people and injured more than 2,000.

*2003 Fort Drum, NY, 11 troops were killed and two were injured during a training mission when a Black Hawk helicopter crashed.

*2002 Two columns of light were pointed skyward from ground zero in New York as a temporary memorial to the victims of the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001.

*1988 A cease fire was declared in the war between Iran and Iraq

*1986 Popsicle announced it's plan to end the traditional twin stick frozen treat for the one stick mode

*1930 Former President Howard Taft became the first U.S president to be buried in the National Cemetery in Arlington, Va

*1847 John Chapman (A.K.A Johnny Appleseed) died in Allen County, Indiana and this day became known as Johnny Appleseed Day

lets see if I I can blog

If this goes threw then I will blog again tonight. Hope to see you all later...

A Dork with a spork

So if anyone spots a dude walking around town with a spork call the police right away.

So according to the press police are investing an armed robbery were the robber held up a man a "Spork Point". Only in Alaska.

The police department has arrested a suspect, but they have not decide if he used the spork during the robbery. Police says that Colonel Sanders is cooperating with them. The victim said that Colonel Sanders pulled out a knife and slashed him while trying to take his watch. But the police say the the marks aren't that of a knife, but look more like that of a spork.

Colonel Sanders was fond several blocks away from the crime scene drunk and carrying several sporks, a FBI T-shirt (Female Body Inspector), and holding a burrito like a cigarette.

So Next time you see a guy with a spork keep some distance.

And on this day in history......

March 4 1994: Four Muslims were found guilty in the 1993 World Trade Center Bombing

March 4 1861: Abraham Lincoln was inaugurated as president

March 4 1789: The constitution of the United States went into affect

This day in History March 3

Did you know on March 3, 2005 Steve Fossett flys the Virgin Atlantic GlobalFlyer to a world record by completing the first non-stop, non-refueled, solo flight around the world

How about March 3 1997 Howard Stern Radio Show premieres in Fayetteville North Carolina on WRCQ 103.5 FM

Lets go a little further back in History

March 3, 1965 U.S. performs nuclear test at Nevada Test Site

Just a few facts about this day in History.

Hey I am Back

So I had to create a whole new blog because google wouldn't let me create an account to sign into my old one. So sorry if you have to reorganize your blogs to link me again. I will try to write more on this blog more than I did on the other one. I will be back on soon.